| #1: I am a deviant. Why else would I be here? #2: if I was wired correctly, I wouldn't use my actual name as my DeviantArtUserName. #3: some words about me: - prankster - programmer - gamer - geek - writer - perv - comedian - engineer - nerd - sculptor - weirdo - dork - modder - remixer - photographer - singer (kidding, I'm an awful singer, but I am in a choir) #?: other random things to know about me: I... - believe God could make a rock that God couldn't push - talk & write way to much, and go into way to much detail - am afflicted with vertigo and two forms of dyslexia - have had ass cancer; my colon - have been stabbed 5 times in my life - have had people attempt to mug me on two continents - can talk my way out of paying virtually any ISP bill - eat 5 meals a day - am extremely anal retentive and have a serious case of OCD - think girls look beautiful in heels; their legs look amazing - do all my work for Microsoft on Apple OS X - worked at the U.S. State Dept's embassy in Cairo - stood below the Tour de Eiffel the night 1999 became 2000 |









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